groups/demographics that ice dancers have offended
Hawaiians/people of the South Pacific. Hulaing on ice skates? For fuck’s sake. That would never happen. It’s like surfing in a snowsuit.
People who own kimonos.
Descendants of indiginous populations/ readers of books/ feelers of feelings/ thinkers of thoughts
Winsome newsboys in circa 1900 New York City and the whores who loved them.
Meth addicts.
NASCAR fans
Married people
Gay cowpokes and the beards who love them.
Seamen.
People with eyes.
